mercredi 25 décembre 2013

Beginner cycle and pct

Ok so I'll be looking to get my package together for a cycle here. Will be my second cycle but first was about 7 yrs ago. So needless to say I'm sticking to basics of test only.

I'm 27 205lb 12%bf.

Test prop week 1-4 350mg (100mg eod)
Test E week 1-10 500mg
Hcg 500iu twice a week 1-10
Aromasin 12.5mg/day week 1-12

Clomid 100/100/50/50 week 12-16
Nolva 40/40/20/20 week 12-16

I wanted to keep the cycle short but start off quick w test prop. Does all the pct and other ai's look right?

Thanks guys and merry xmas


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Just out of the hospital..............

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Well mates and lasses, seems ol' Roman here had to go into the body shop for some repairs......

Friday morning, while i'm showering (yes, i went to the gym on thursday, thought i was getting back on track), i felt like i had to drop a deuce. but it became more severe, and turned into this cramping sensation. So i'm out of the shower, and decide to lay down til it passes. my symptoms continue, and my hands and feet become like ice (very unusual), and at the same time, the sweat is pouring off me, dripping. i had half a glass of half/half milk. later, i begin to vomit and i'm thinking wtf? i hadn't really eaten anything. so i go to the emergency room 11am friday.

after a lengthy exam, they tell me they can't find anything wrong with me. But i'm writhing in pain! they decide to send me to modesto where they have a Cat Scan machine (apparently, theirs is broken??)

and of course, in an ambulance

later they find out i have acute appendicitis. they schedule me to go under the knife 1am sat morning. but while i'm waiting, they put someone ahead of me in the Q, which delays my operation until 5am. During this time, my appendix burst. we didn't find this out until after the operation. so what was going to be a simple recovery, now turns into this lengthy recovery, and i just get out today (xmas eve) around 4 or 5.

While at the hospital, i run across a riding buddy a few doors down on the same floor. he had his hip replaced.

Saturday night at 9.5, they give me a cup full of pills to take. But oops! one of those pills was a stimulant called Ritalin. no sleep for me THAT night. the nurse never apologized or took ownership of the mistake. she said to just calm down and try to relax and get some sleep (i unsuccessfully tried vomiting it up). i asked for some vomiting medicine (ipecac), but she said that is not on the list the doctor prescribed (duh!)

This is Kaiser, and they self proclaim to be a five star hospital.

What would you think? Five Star Hospital???

---Roman

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Damn man..... Well atleast you're okay now! I hope your christmas is as best as it can be!
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Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman Well mates and lasses, seems ol' Roman here had to go into the body shop for some repairs......

Friday morning, while i'm showering (yes, i went to the gym on thursday, thought i was getting back on track), i felt like i had to drop a deuce. but it became more severe, and turned into this cramping sensation. So i'm out of the shower, and decide to lay down til it passes. my symptoms continue, and my hands and feet become like ice (very unusual), and at the same time, the sweat is pouring off me, dripping. i had half a glass of half/half milk. later, i begin to vomit and i'm thinking wtf? i hadn't really eaten anything. so i go to the emergency room 11am friday.

after a lengthy exam, they tell me they can't find anything wrong with me. But i'm writhing in pain! they decide to send me to modesto where they have a Cat Scan machine (apparently, theirs is broken??)

and of course, in an ambulance

later they find out i have acute appendicitis. they schedule me to go under the knife 1am sat morning. but while i'm waiting, they put someone ahead of me in the Q, which delays my operation until 5am. During this time, my appendix burst. we didn't find this out until after the operation. so what was going to be a simple recovery, now turns into this lengthy recovery, and i just get out today (xmas eve) around 4 or 5.

While at the hospital, i run across a riding buddy a few doors down on the same floor. he had his hip replaced.

Saturday night at 9.5, they give me a cup full of pills to take. But oops! one of those pills was a stimulant called Ritalin. no sleep for me THAT night. the nurse never apologized or took ownership of the mistake. she said to just calm down and try to relax and get some sleep (i unsuccessfully tried vomiting it up). i asked for some vomiting medicine (ipecac), but she said that is not on the list the doctor prescribed (duh!)

This is Kaiser, and they self proclaim to be a five star hospital.

What would you think? Five Star Hospital???

---Roman

Five star FAILURE. Appendicitis is not difficult to miss. Who was the attending? Some new resident?

Sounds like you are on the mend. Too bad it ruptured before you received the care needed. Glad you're recovering. Hopefully the rest of your Christmas will be much better TR.

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Damn TR, sorry to hear that. I'm glad you are home for the holiday atleast. How are you feeling now?
Doesnt sound like a 5 star unless you left out some sponge bath stories.
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Five star FAILURE. Appendicitis is not difficult to miss. Who was the attending? Some new resident?

Sounds like you are on the mend. Too bad it ruptured before you received the care needed. Glad you're recovering. Hopefully the rest of your Christmas will be much better TR.

Christ I think I may have been able to call that one. WTF. Sorry to hear all this TR. Hope you're feeling better and next year is looking up for you!

Merry Xmas.

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Sounds unpleasant, sorry to hear about the ritilan. Look on the bright side, at least you were in the hospital when it burst and not on the job somewhere in the middle east in a compound.
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Quote Originally Posted by kelkel
Christ I think I may have been able to call that one. WTF. Sorry to hear all this TR. Hope you're feeling better and next year is looking up for you!

Merry Xmas.

Pegged it as soon as he mentioned the symptoms. Heck, half the guys on here could make a better diagnosis.
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that nurse would have got a damn earfull if she didnt
apologize...she needs wrote up for that, you just dont mess medicine up. really sounds like a poorly ran facility imo, but all in all you are alright and I wish you a speedy recovery buddy.
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the good news is that it happened here, not there.

and fawk! appendicitis is surprisingly painful. i wouldn't wish this on any of you. i was actually lying on my stomach in the emergency room trying to find a position that would take the edge of the pain off. no worries, the ER was empty. =)

and now i'm beginning to think last may when i lost all the weight, it wasn't an intestinal blockage, it was the first appendicitis attack. miraculously, i recovered. (usually it doesn't "get better"). i say this because the symptoms were surprisingly similar. and when i had my blood panels taken a month later, my WBC count was high. Now i'm wondering if all this time, my bad health was/is attributable to the first bout? i've had so many problems with my health and lost so much weight, i'm hoping this is the culprit and in 8 weeks, i'll be able to return to normal, gain some weight, and get back to about a gym ready 250lbs.

i was wondering all these months why i can eat like a horse, yet gain no weight. strange strange strange

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Get well soon.

Curious, do you have any idea what was that other case that they slot in before you?

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Get well soon.

Curious, do you have any idea what was that other case that they slot in before you?

no idea. they didn't think my apendicitis was that serious, so they did mention to me before that if something serious comes in, they may have to give them my slot.

So how serious is a ruptured appendix?

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Glad your ok TR. won't be long now. Ease back in.
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no idea. they didn't think my apendicitis was that serious, so they did mention to me before that if something serious comes in, they may have to give them my slot.

So how serious is a ruptured appendix?

Ruptured appendix will eventually go into shock from internal bleeding. If the leak is not walled off quickly, you will get septicaemia as well. But there are cases of very small leaks that got walled of very quickly and they may not seem too sick.
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Ruptured appendix will eventually go into shock from internal bleeding. If the leak is not walled off quickly, you will get septicaemia as well. But there are cases of very small leaks that got walled of very quickly and they may seem too sick.i haven't done the research yet. i always thought a burst appendix was pretty serious.

although i never received an apology for anything they did (from a legal standpoint, that is the equivalent of an admission guilt), but they did have a few top level people that just "happened to be making rounds" and casually checked in on me. the administrative side, not the operational side. people in admin usually just ride desks pushing paper around. so i thought it "STRANGE" that an office pinky (two of them) would be checking in on me.

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You'll probably be billed extra for the Ritilan.
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i haven't done the research yet. i always thought a burst appendix was pretty serious.If the appendix is a typical one (freely dangling), then the typical complications will arise. Septicaemia and shock.

If the appendix is in an unusual position like behind the bowel or even behind the abdominal cavity, then the complications could be very limited due to its position.

Glad you're well now. Did you ask the hospital administrators for some sort of compensation? Like sponge baths from the hottest nurses?

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You'll probably be billed extra for the Ritilan.gee, i was hoping they'd let me slide on that one??
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^^^Don't count on it LMAO!! ^^^

I was just thinking about what you posted concerning your bad health last spring..... my brother had his burst while on the way to the doctors office a few years ago..... anyways he made claims of feeling poorly for the previous year. Interesting, oh well, rest up and recover, you'll be a new man.

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Glad to hear your are doing better. Someone should be disciplined for the medication error. Especially cause Ritalin is a controlled drug.
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Glad to hear your are doing better. Someone should be disciplined for the medication error. Especially cause Ritalin is a controlled drug.yeah, maybe. i have so much shit to do now before i go back, that one is a low priority. 4 unanticipated nights in the hospital. i usually put holiday stuff off til the last minute, and now no chance to get anyone anything. so not too happy about that.

i've been taking ritalin for 45 years. no risk of sickness or death from it. just no sleep.

this was one interesting vacation to say the least....

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yeah, maybe. i have so much shit to do now before i go back, that one is a low priority. 4 unanticipated nights in the hospital. i usually put holiday stuff off til the last minute, and now no chance to get anyone anything. so not too happy about that.

i've been taking ritalin for 45 years. no risk of sickness or death from it. just no sleep.

this was one interesting vacation to say the least....

Glad everything turned out ok TR. I think you'll be allowed a pass for the late gifts on this one
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TR, man I'm sorry you had to go through this. No fun at any time but especially sh*tty timing this close to Xmas.

Hope you heal up quickly brother. Merry Christmas to you.

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Sorry to hear you were unwell and on top of it all the incompetence of the nurse etc

Get well soon and you will be massive in no time once recovered

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mardi 24 décembre 2013

Sildenafil (Viagra)

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I was hoping someone could fill me in. The cycle that I am currently preparing to start is Test P 200/ NPP 200. It will be an 8 week cycle I will be running HCG and Amiridex during cycle, and Nolva/Clomid PCT. I was told to grab some Cabaser to run with the NPP to make sure not to get Decca dick. I received my Cabaser today, along with HCG accutane and what appears to be 2 freebies. Tried to get ahold of my guy but he wasnt available so I was wondering if maybe someone here could fill me in. The Sildenafil (Viagra) that came in my package is labeled as a sample and is 10ml of liquid (I always though Viagra were pills) and says oral use only. Is this something I should be running a long with my cabaser? I am 28 with no current ED problems, so im afraid I might end up walking around with an 8 hr hard on if I take this stuff? I also got a small glass 2ml vial coevered in japanese/chinese and a bunch of numbers. it is one of those glass vials that you have to break the top off of somehow. I have no clue whats even in here? LoL Ill take a pic of the vial and post it hopefully someone can help identify this, as I supposidly woulnt hear back from my guy until the 27th.
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Could be your Bach water for your HCG ?
As for the viagra I dont see a need for it but maybe someone else will chime in.
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Hmm, guess it could be? This guy sells that seperate though, unless he just began sending it along for free. Either way 2ml bateriostatic water isnt enough for 5000ui of HCG though, so that wouldnt make sense?

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WTF this website scams people to buying FAKE steroids

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how the fuk do people put up with this website scamming people, this is just as bad as other scammers except these guys have fine print that the steroids they are selling are not actually steroids even tho they are advertised and named after steroids. why not name the website steroid alternative. i havent bought any thing from them but i can see some people have. i would feel pretty shit if i thought i was buying legit steroids and find out theyr just vitamins.

and isnt this suposed to be a steroid forum not an alternative forum.

any one whos looking theres a better forum out there if you look hard enough, and they dont trick there members into buyin vitamins with the name of roids.

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Only a idiot would think they were steroids , come on lol.
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If you do three seconds worth of research you can find out that they're steroid alternatives .
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Ya right. GH in tablet form. I want some

Not.

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Did you buy some donwan? Be honest
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I think you need to visit this website first...

?https://www.hookedonphonics.com/

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Ya right. GH in tablet form. I want some

Not.

They just came up with chewables. Shaped like little body builders. Kai Greene is grapefruit flavor

>good luck<
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What! They are not real? I feel cheated,scammed and violated! I cannot believe that I did not do my research before I purchased steroid alternatives . I thought everything on the internet was as it seemed.
I don't know what to do or to go from here, I feel so lost.
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There is a saying here, "Educate before Medicating" If you would have come to this site to educate yourself about steroids in place of just searching for steroids to buy, you would not be spouting off like you are right now. Your knowledge at this point should be about studying and learning from here. You must be friends with another member that asked about them. He was told they were not steroids, yet he said he wanted to try them anyways. When i joined this site i had very little knowledge of gear, yet one glance at that site and i knew they were not steroids.
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First of all, sponsors of a site are not "the site." You should not assume that anyone openly selling steroids are selling the real thing anyways. Many people go through sources to try to find legit generic HGH, and pay hundreds of dollars for worthless crap. This site does not promote the use of steroids. But there are a lot of extremely knowledgeable people on here, including doctors, who can answer questions for those who are going to try steroids and already found a way to get them. If you looking for a site that says buy steroids here, they are either fake or are going to be in jail soon. Think about it. No one on here was trying to fool you. If you noticed, many members say "no source checks" They will not tell you who to buy from or where. Even when you post about it, no one tried to convince you they were real did they? No. This is a place to learn and share; only. This is not a place to buy illegal substances.
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how the fuk do people put up with this website scamming people, this is just as bad as other scammers except these guys have fine print that the steroids they are selling are not actually steroids even tho they are advertised and named after steroids. why not name the website steroid alternative. i havent bought any thing from them but i can see some people have. i would feel pretty shit if i thought i was buying legit steroids and find out theyr just vitamins.

and isnt this suposed to be a steroid forum not an alternative forum.

any one whos looking theres a better forum out there if you look hard enough, and they dont trick there members into buyin vitamins with the name of roids.

selling steroids online without doctor's prescription is illegal, so get a clue.
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They just came up with chewables. Shaped like little body builders. Kai Greene is grapefruit flavorNow that right there is pure comedy gold!!!
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Despite peoples defence of it, it's still a shady business, that takes advantage of naive people... Yes, there are disclaimers, and ingredient lists, but their practices are deceitful, and shameful, none the less.

Edited to add: Gotta love the capitalist system. Profit before integrity! It's a good thing that hell doesn't exist...

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Despite peoples defence of it, it's still a shady business, that takes advantage of naive people... Yes, there are disclaimers, and ingredient lists, but their practices are deceitful, and shameful, none the less.

Edited to add: Gotta love the capitalist system. Profit before integrity! It's a good thing that hell doesn't exist...

Hey Red i hear where you're coming from, but i dissected this whole thing especially after a recent post of a member searching here for a free bottle offer on that site for about a month. Seemed like a nice guy and as stated before even after telling him they are not steroids he was buying. That kind of says people are trying to test the waters and maybe this is first step to moving forward in their own mind of taking gear.
What's worse?
1)Someone not willing to educate themselves enough to learn about gear and buying from some online company that sells weak, fake or dirty gear and ends up screwing with their hormones permanently or getting a horrible infection?

2)Or buying supplements and finding out i guess this is not how steroids work and then taking the time to study and do it right so there peck...er still works and there not screwed up the rest of their life?
Major corporations, giant retail chains and the government lie, mislead and misrepresent because it's acceptable in the normal consumer market.
A cheap investment to get off their as.. and start educating themselves before putting hormones in their bodies.
That's just my take on it!

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Despite peoples defence of it, it's still a shady business, that takes advantage of naive people... Yes, there are disclaimers, and ingredient lists, but their practices are deceitful, and shameful, none the less.

Edited to add: Gotta love the capitalist system. Profit before integrity! It's a good thing that hell doesn't exist...

lol. Here we go again... you'll never learn anything, Red, ever. So sad and annoying. About as clueless as OP who can't find the right section to post in.

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Female Blood Work prior to 1st cycle

My wife is going to run a cycle of Anavar in the beginning of 2014. We want to make sure we get the proper blood work done prior so we have something to compare to afterwards. I am fairly familiar with the male tests but not so much with the female.

Her diet is on cue, weight trains 4x a week and mild cardio every day. She weighs in at 118 and is 5'3. She is 35 years old. Hard for me to say her bodyfat but she is fairly toned, not big muscular but lean muscular.

Dosing for cycle -

2.5mg Day 1 and 2
5mg day Day 3-7
10mg - Day 8-49
5mg - Day 50-54
2.5 - Day 55 and 56

She will also be taking fish oil, D3, and Nac 600mg 2x a day.

Any input is appreciated on any part of this post but the blood work is my biggest issue at this time.


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Hello all my fellow gym rats and juice monkeys. I am new to this forum and hoping to learn as well as share some of my experiences. Merry Christmas!
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I am new, obviously. I workout religiously and have just recently started juicing. I am here to share, learn, and discuss. Making a few friends along the way would be wonderful. Glad to be here guys.

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anybody else had wrapping gifts

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never folds right
Tape suxs
Odd shape stuff
I sux at it
Next year money or gift cards done
fat asses getting gym membership
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I let the wife wrap all of the, including hers. lol
Other than that the box from Amazon they come in will do.
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Yep. It's why I don't buy presents.
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Come on guys its simple
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my dam dog and cat messy with me every time the dam dog ripped open a gift I should duct tape him azz to wall
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I'll wrap 90% of the gifts while the wife bakes goodies. No biggie.
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I have a black belt in wrapping.

Kel, go buy gifts and I'll wrap them for you.

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I going back to old school using newspaper ghetto style
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Years ago before I was married I just stapled the bag shut.
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Dollar Store Xmas bags used to work.
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I wrapped mine interesting to say the least working on cars is easier lol

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